ARSENIC LACED LUNCHWhen you point your finger at The Rabbit with his finger on the trigger, (metaphorically speaking) (though is that any better?) watch out...
MAKING MUFFINS AND PICKLING PEARSI’m hiding in the looped double eff of the title, sniggering, wondering whether it alludes to something (obviously nothing lofty like...
DRAWING ON MY DEAD AUNT'S PAPERThere’s finite space to fill – space she chose with an artist’s eye for weight and shade, cut up sometimes, ideas half-formed, or framed...
THIS IS A FUCKING HOLIDAYWhen you say ‘staycation’ it makes me want to shove you into a suitcase with no wheels and heft you into the boot at 6am so we can drive...